Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / While Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty \ | things, The fate of empires and the | | fall of kings; While quacks of State | | must each produce his plan, And even | | children lisp the Rights of Man; Amid | | this mighty fuss just let me mention, | | The Rights of Woman merit some | | attention. | | | | -- Robert Burns, Address on "The Rights | \ of Woman", 26/10 1792 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;