Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Real computer scientists only write \ | specs for languages that might run on | | future hardware. Nobody trusts them to | | write specs for anything homo sapiens | | will ever be able to fit on a single | \ planet. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;