Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Like my parents, I have never been a \ | regular church member or churchgoer. It | | doesn't seem plausible to me that there | | is the kind of God who watches over | | human affairs, listens to prayers, and | | tries to guide people to follow His | | precepts -- there is just too much | | misery and cruelty for that. On the | | other hand, I respect and envy the | | people who get inspiration from their | | religions. | | | \ -- Benjamin Spock / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;