Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / She used to diet on any kind of food \ | she could lay her hands on. | | | | -- Arthur Baer, American comic and | \ columnist / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;