Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The fundamental purpose animating the \ | Faith of God and His Religion is to | | safeguard the interests and promote the | | unity of the human race, and to foster | | the spirit of love and fellowship | | amongst men. Suffer it not to become a | | source of dissension and discord, of | | hate and enmity." | | | | "Religion is verily the chief | | instrument for the establishment of | | order in the | | | | world and of tranquillity amongst it's | | peoples...The greater the decline of | | | | religion, the more grievous the | | waywardness of the ungodly. This cannot | | but | | | | lead in the end to chaos and | | confusion." | | | | -- Baha'u'llah, a selection from the | \ Baha'i scripture / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;