Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / [Maturity consists in the discovery \ | that] there comes a critical moment | | where everything is reversed, after | | which the point becomes to understand | | more and more that there is something | | which cannot be understood. | | | \ -- S. Kierkegaard / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;