Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Thus spake the master programmer: \ | | | "Let the programmers be many and the | | managers few -- then all will | | | | be productive." | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;