Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The reason I like hitching a ride on \ | strict vars is that it cuts down the | | number of rarely used pragmas people | | have to remember, yet provides a way to | | get to the point where we might, just | | maybe, someday, make local lexicals the | | default for everyone, without having | | useless pragmas wandering around | | various programs, or using up another | | bit in $^H. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710050130.SAA04762@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;