Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Have you noticed that all you need to \ | grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack | \ in your sidewalk? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;