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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Puns are little "plays on words" that a \
| certain breed of person loves to spring |
| on you and then look at you in a        |
| certain self-satisfied way to indicate  |
| that he thinks that you must think that |
| he is by far the cleverest person on    |
| Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is     |
| dead, when in fact what you are         |
| thinking is that if this person ever    |
| ends up in a lifeboat, the other        |
| passengers will hurl him overboard by   |
| the end of the first day even if they   |
| have plenty of food and water.          |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny"     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;