Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Grig (the navigator): \ | | | ... so you see, it's just the two of us | | against the entire space | | | | armada. Alex (the gunner): | | | | What?!? Grig: I've always wanted to | | fight a desperate battle against | | | | overwhelming odds. Alex: It'll be a | | slaughter! Grig: That's the spirit! | | | \ -- The Last Starfighter / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;