Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: #3 \ | | | MIRACLE ON 42ND STREET: | | | | Santa Claus, in the off season, follows | | his heart's desire and | | | | tries to make it big on Broadway. Santa | | sings and dances his way | | | \ into your heart. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;