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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ "You are old," said the youth, "and     \
| your jaws are too weak                  |
|                                         |
| For anything tougher than suet; Yet you |
| finished the goose, with the bones and  |
| the beak --                             |
|                                         |
| Pray, how did you manage to do it?"     |
|                                         |
| "In my youth," said his father, "I took |
| to the law,                             |
|                                         |
| And argued each case with my wife; And  |
| the muscular strength which it gave to  |
| my jaw,                                 |
|                                         |
| Has lasted the rest of my life."        |
|                                         |
| "You are old," said the youth, "one     |
| would hardly suppose                    |
|                                         |
| That your eye was as steady as ever;    |
| Yet you balanced an eel on the end of   |
| your nose --                            |
|                                         |
| What made you so awfully clever?"       |
|                                         |
| "I have answered three questions, and   |
| that is enough,"                        |
|                                         |
| Said his father. "Don't give yourself   |
| airs! Do you think I can listen all day |
| to such stuff?                          |
|                                         |
\ Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!"  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;