Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You are old," said the youth, "and \ | your jaws are too weak | | | | For anything tougher than suet; Yet you | | finished the goose, with the bones and | | the beak -- | | | | Pray, how did you manage to do it?" | | | | "In my youth," said his father, "I took | | to the law, | | | | And argued each case with my wife; And | | the muscular strength which it gave to | | my jaw, | | | | Has lasted the rest of my life." | | | | "You are old," said the youth, "one | | would hardly suppose | | | | That your eye was as steady as ever; | | Yet you balanced an eel on the end of | | your nose -- | | | | What made you so awfully clever?" | | | | "I have answered three questions, and | | that is enough," | | | | Said his father. "Don't give yourself | | airs! Do you think I can listen all day | | to such stuff? | | | \ Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;