Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Nintendo Declares GCN Most \ | Popular Console Ever Who are | | they kidding? knghtbrd: Stock | \ holders? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;