Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Watching girls go passing by It ain't \ | the latest thing I'm just standing in a | | doorway I'm just trying to make some | | sense Out of these girls passing by A | | smile relieves the heart that grieves | | The tales they tell of men Remember | | what I said I'm not waiting on a lady | | I'm not waiting on a lady I'm just | | waiting on a friend I'm just waiting on | | a friend ... Don't need a whore Don't | | need no booze Don't need a virgin | | priest Ooh, making love and breaking | | hearts But I need someone I can cry to | | It is a game for youth I need someone | | to protect But I'm not waiting on a | | lady | | | | I'm just waiting on a friend | | | | I'm just waiting on a friend | | | | -- Rolling Stones, "Waiting on a | \ Friend" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;