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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Watching girls go passing by It ain't   \
| the latest thing I'm just standing in a |
| doorway I'm just trying to make some    |
| sense Out of these girls passing by A   |
| smile relieves the heart that grieves   |
| The tales they tell of men Remember     |
| what I said I'm not waiting on a lady   |
| I'm not waiting on a lady I'm just      |
| waiting on a friend I'm just waiting on |
| a friend ... Don't need a whore Don't   |
| need no booze Don't need a virgin       |
| priest Ooh, making love and breaking    |
| hearts But I need someone I can cry to  |
| It is a game for youth I need someone   |
| to protect But I'm not waiting on a     |
| lady                                    |
|                                         |
| I'm just waiting on a friend            |
|                                         |
| I'm just waiting on a friend            |
|                                         |
| -- Rolling Stones, "Waiting on a        |
\ Friend"                                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;