Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All that you touch, And all you \ | create, | | | | All that you see, And all you destroy, | | | | All that you taste, All that you do, | | | | All you feel, And all you say, | | | | And all that you love, All that you | | eat, | | | | And all that you hate, And everyone you | | meet, | | | | All you distrust, All that you slight, | | | | All you save, And everyone you fight, | | | | And all that you give, And all that is | | now, | | | | And all that you deal, And all that is | | gone, | | | | All that you buy, And all that's to | | come, | | | | Beg, borrow or steal, And everything | | under the sun is | | | | in tune, | | | | But the sun is eclipsed | | | | By the moon. | | | | There is no dark side of the moon... | | really... matter of fact it's all dark. | | | \ -- Pink Floyd, "Dark Side of the Moon" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;