Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Women reason with the heart and are \ | much less often wrong than men who | | reason with the head. | | | \ -- DeLescure / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;