Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Ten years of rejection slips is \ | nature's way of telling you to stop | | writing. | | | \ -- R. Geis / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;