Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / No sooner said than done -- so acts \ | your man of worth. | | | \ -- Quintus Ennius / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;