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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ We may not be able to persuade Hindus   \
| that Jesus and not Vishnu should govern |
| their spiritual horizon, nor Moslems    |
| that Lord Buddha is at the center of    |
| their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews   |
| that Mohammed is a major prophet, nor   |
| Christians that Shinto best expresses   |
| their spiritual concerns, to say        |
| nothing of the fact that we may not be  |
| able to get Christians to agree among   |
| themselves about their relationship to  |
| God. But all will agree on a            |
| proposition that they possess profound  |
| spiritual resources. If, in addition,   |
| we can get them to accept the further   |
| proposition that whatever form the      |
| Deity may have in their own theology,   |
| the Deity is not only external, but     |
| internal and acts through them, and     |
| they themselves give proof or disproof  |
| of the Deity in what they do and think; |
| if this further proposition can be      |
| accepted, then we come that much closer |
| to a truly religious situation on       |
| earth.                                  |
|                                         |
| -- Norman Cousins, from his book "Human |
\ Options"                                /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;