Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We may not be able to persuade Hindus \ | that Jesus and not Vishnu should govern | | their spiritual horizon, nor Moslems | | that Lord Buddha is at the center of | | their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews | | that Mohammed is a major prophet, nor | | Christians that Shinto best expresses | | their spiritual concerns, to say | | nothing of the fact that we may not be | | able to get Christians to agree among | | themselves about their relationship to | | God. But all will agree on a | | proposition that they possess profound | | spiritual resources. If, in addition, | | we can get them to accept the further | | proposition that whatever form the | | Deity may have in their own theology, | | the Deity is not only external, but | | internal and acts through them, and | | they themselves give proof or disproof | | of the Deity in what they do and think; | | if this further proposition can be | | accepted, then we come that much closer | | to a truly religious situation on | | earth. | | | | -- Norman Cousins, from his book "Human | \ Options" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;