Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The first half of our lives is ruined \ | by our parents and the second half by | | our children. | | | \ -- Clarence Darrow / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;