Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Given the choice between accomplishing \ | something and just lying around, I'd | | rather lie around. No contest." | | | \ -- Eric Clapton / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;