Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm not sure how much writing happened. \ | You know, let's play E minor and A for | | an hour or two. Oh, that sounds all | | right, that'll take up five minutes. | | | | -- Roger Waters, on the composition of | \ "Breathe" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;