Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You must learn to run your kayak by a \ | sort of ju-jitsu. You must learn to | | | | tell what the river will do to you, and | | given those parameters see how you | | | | can live with it. You must absorb its | | force and convert it to your users | | | | as best you can. Even with the | | quickness and agility of a kayak, you | | are | | | | not faster than the river, nor | | stronger, and you can beat it only by | | | | understanding it." | | | | -- Strung, Curtis and Perry, | \ _Whitewater_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;