Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? \ | That's like drinking alcohol for | | instant motor skills. | | | \ -- Marc Price / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;