Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /it's 6am. I have been up 24 \ | hours Wake me up and risk | | life and limb. * Knghtbrd &; sleep | | Okay everyone, we wait 10 minutes and | | then start flooding Knghtbrd | | | | with ^G's. Someone, hack root and cat | \ /dev/urandom >/dev/dsp. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;