Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "The biggest problem facing software \ | engineering is the one it will | | | | never solve - politics." | | | | -- Gavin Baker, ca 1996, An unusually | | cynical moment inspired | | | | by working on a large project beseiged | \ by politics / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;