Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / How many NASA managers does it take to \ | screw in a lightbulb? | | | | "That's a known problem... don't worry | \ about it." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;