Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Your attitude determines your \ | attitude." | | | \ -- Zig Ziglar, self-improvement doofus / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;