Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A New York City judge ruled that if \ | two women behind you at the movies | | insist on discussing the probable | | outcome of the film, you have the right | | to turn around and blow a Bronx cheer | \ at them. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;