Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / My mind can never know my body, \ | although it has become quite friendly | | with my legs. | | | \ -- Woody Allen, on Epistemology / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;