Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / In my experience, if you have to keep \ | the lavatory door shut by extending | | your left leg, it's modern | | architecture. | | | \ -- Nancy Banks Smith / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;