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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ XXVI:                                   \
|                                         |
| If a sufficient number of management    |
| layers are superimposed on each         |
|                                         |
| other, it can be assured that disaster  |
| is not left to chance. XXVII:           |
|                                         |
| Rank does not intimidate hardware.      |
| Neither does the lack of rank. XXVIII:  |
|                                         |
| It is better to be the reorganizer than |
| the reorganizee. XXIX:                  |
|                                         |
| Executives who do not produce           |
| successful results hold on to their     |
|                                         |
| jobs only about five years. Those who   |
| produce effective results               |
|                                         |
| hang on about half a decade. XXX:       |
|                                         |
| By the time the people asking the       |
| questions are ready for the answers,    |
|                                         |
| the people doing the work have lost     |
| track of the questions.                 |
|                                         |
\ -- Norman Augustine                     /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;