Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / XXVI: \ | | | If a sufficient number of management | | layers are superimposed on each | | | | other, it can be assured that disaster | | is not left to chance. XXVII: | | | | Rank does not intimidate hardware. | | Neither does the lack of rank. XXVIII: | | | | It is better to be the reorganizer than | | the reorganizee. XXIX: | | | | Executives who do not produce | | successful results hold on to their | | | | jobs only about five years. Those who | | produce effective results | | | | hang on about half a decade. XXX: | | | | By the time the people asking the | | questions are ready for the answers, | | | | the people doing the work have lost | | track of the questions. | | | \ -- Norman Augustine / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;