Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The penalty for laughing in a courtroom \ | is six months in jail; if it were not | | for this penalty, the jury would never | | hear the evidence. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;