Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The horizon of many people is a circle \ | with a radius of zero. They call this | | their point of view. | | | \ -- Albert Einstein / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;