Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / An interpretation _I satisfies a \ | sentence in the table language if and | | only if each entry in the table | | designates the value of the function | | designated by the function constant in | | the upper-left corner applied to the | | objects designated by the corresponding | | row and column labels. | | | | -- Genesereth & Nilsson, "Logical | | foundations of Artificial | | | \ Intelligence" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;