Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / An attorney was defending his client \ | against a charge of first-degree | | murder. "Your Honor, my client is | | accused of stuffing his lover's | | mutilated body into a suitcase and | | heading for the Mexican border. Just | | north of Tijuana a cop spotted her hand | | sticking out of the suitcase. Now, I | | would like to stress that my client is | | *___not* a murderer. A sloppy | \ packer, maybe..." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;