Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty \ | fresh. | | | \ -- Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;