Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, \ | strychnine are weak dilutions. The | | surest poison is time. | | | \ -- Emerson, "Society and Solitude" / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;