Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble \ | on the way. I see earthquakes and | | lightnin' I see bad times today. Don't | | go 'round tonight, It's bound to take | | your life. There's a bad moon on the | | rise. | | | \ -- J. C. Fogerty, "Bad Moon Rising" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;