Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Remember: While root can do most \ | everything, there are certain | | privileges that only a partner can | | grant. | | | \ -- Telsa Gwynne / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;