Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / During the voyage of life, remember to \ | keep an eye out for a fair wind; batten | | down during a storm; hail all passing | \ ships; and fly your colors proudly. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;