Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all \ | poets from his proposed Utopia because | | they were liars. The truth was that | | Plato knew philosophers couldn't | | compete successfully with poets. | | | | -- Kilgore Trout (Philip J. Farmer), | \ "Venus on the Half Shell" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;