Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Too often people have come to me and \ | said, "If I had just one wish for | | anything in all the world, I would wish | | for more user-defined equations in the | | HP-51820A Waveform Generator Software." | | | | -- Instrument News | | | \ [Once is too often. Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;