Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / American business long ago gave up on \ | demanding that prospective employees be | | honest and hardworking. It has even | | stopped hoping for employees who are | | educated enough that they can tell the | | difference between the men's room and | | the women's room without having little | | pictures on the doors. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Urine Trouble, Mister" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;