Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Research, n.: \ | | | Consider Columbus: | | | | He didn't know where he was going. | | | | When he got there he didn't know where | | he was. | | | | When he got back he didn't know where | | he had been. | | | | And he did it all on someone else's | \ money. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;