Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If a system is administered wisely, its \ | users will be content. They enjoy | | hacking their code and don't waste time | | implementing labor-saving shell | | scripts. Since they dearly love their | | accounts, they aren't interested in | | other machines. There may be telnet, | | rlogin, and ftp, but these don't access | | any hosts. There may be an arsenal of | | cracks and malware, but nobody ever | | uses them. People enjoy reading their | | mail, take pleasure in being with their | | newsgroups, spend weekends working at | | their terminals, delight in the doings | | at the site. And even though the next | | system is so close that users can hear | | its key clicks and biff beeps, they are | | content to die of old age without ever | \ having gone to see it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;