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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ If a system is administered wisely, its \
| users will be content. They enjoy       |
| hacking their code and don't waste time |
| implementing labor-saving shell         |
| scripts. Since they dearly love their   |
| accounts, they aren't interested in     |
| other machines. There may be telnet,    |
| rlogin, and ftp, but these don't access |
| any hosts. There may be an arsenal of   |
| cracks and malware, but nobody ever     |
| uses them. People enjoy reading their   |
| mail, take pleasure in being with their |
| newsgroups, spend weekends working at   |
| their terminals, delight in the doings  |
| at the site. And even though the next   |
| system is so close that users can hear  |
| its key clicks and biff beeps, they are |
| content to die of old age without ever  |
\ having gone to see it.                  /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;