Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A help wanted add for a photo \ | journalist asked the rhetorical | | question: | | | | If you found yourself in a situation | | where you could either save a drowning | | man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize | | winning photograph of him drowning, | | what shutter speed and setting would | | you use? | | | \ -- Paul Harvey / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;