Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / He thought he saw an albatross That \ | fluttered 'round the lamp. He looked | | again and saw it was A penny postage | | stamp. "You'd best be getting home," he | \ said, "The nights are rather damp." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;