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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did \
| gyre and gimble in the wabe. "Beware    |
| the Jabberwock, my son! All mimsy were  |
| the borogroves The jaws that bite, the  |
| claws And the mome raths outgrabe. that |
| catch!                                  |
|                                         |
| Beware the Jubjub bird, He took his     |
| vorpal sword in hand And shun the       |
| frumious Bandersnatch!" Long time the   |
| manxome foe he sought. So rested he by  |
| the tumtum tree And as in uffish        |
| thought he stood And stood awhile in    |
| thought. The Jabberwock, with eyes      |
| aflame                                  |
|                                         |
| Came whuffling through the tulgey wood  |
| One! Two! One! Two! And through and And |
| burbled as it came!                     |
|                                         |
| through The vorpal blade went           |
| snicker-snack. "Hast thou slain the     |
| Jabberwock? He left it dead, and took   |
| its head, Come to my arms, my beamish   |
| boy! And went galumphing back. Oh       |
| frabjous day! Calooh! Callay!"          |
|                                         |
| He chortled in his joy. 'Twas brillig,  |
| and the slithy toves Did gyre and       |
| gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the  |
| borogroves And the mome raths outgrabe. |
|                                         |
\ -- Lewis Carroll, "Jabberwocky"         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;